Alf aka "Alfaxan Possumface Blackhole RVC" 1 year
DSH, Black
Ryde Veterinary Clinic- Vetfriends, NSW

The Ultimate Underdog... Cat.

Job title

I am Alf. I have not yet done anything useful with my life, so I would like to win Clinic Cat of the Year.

My day-to-day task list

Wake up. Eat. Try to trip the animal attendants. Judge the surgical and hospital patients. Steal food. Eat. Tip over litter trays. Go to neighbour's house. Eat their food. Possibly get stuck in their yard. Go back to clinic. Get in the way. Eat. Go to bed.

My favourite things

I love food. Dogs. Recreational biting. Bird watching.

My naughtiest habit

I enjoy stealing food from staff members bags, stealing and consuming drugs, starting fights with our other clinic cat, dogs, spiders, people's legs etc.

What do my clients think of me?

They love me! I'm famous for being cross eyed.

Other things you should know about me

I was abandoned in a box on the clinic's doorstep at 2 weeks old. One of the nurses hand raised me. My brother and sister sadly did not survive. I failed the adoption kitten program. Then by chance I got to stay here as a clinic cat. I got attacked by a dog, bitten by a spider (my fault), got my head stuck in the fence and OD'd on drugs I stole but I have survived it all and would like to do something good with my life.