Illawarra Animal Hospital , NSW
I am Prince Charming, I will sweep you off your feet (or at least get under them!)
Job titleInspector Boots, Mess Department
My day-to-day task listSitting around annoying the nurses, undoing all their hard work, messing up their washing pile, sharing hair with the clean surgical drapes and taking up room in the sterilizer.
My favourite thingsEating, eating and eating. But i am not a fatty...yet. I am an attention seeker. My aim in life is to waste as much of the nurses time as possible by smooching, loving their attention and creating untold amounts of mess!
My naughtiest habitTearing up paper towels, hospital patient paperwork and tissues to decorate our surgery into a winter wonderland.
What do my clients think of me?I rarely frequent the reception area because of my history of patient harrassment. I am still negotiating the terms of this agreement but love to smooch clients when they visit my winter wonderland at the back of the hospital.
Other things you should know about me
I found myself lost from home, hungry, scared and tired. But then a nice lady stopped, picked me up and dropped me off at Illawarra Animal Hospital.
They were not too keen at first on the close contact because of my hitch hiking fleas but after a little TLC and the loss of my manhood, I laid the affection on thick.
The nurses were the easy part. The crusty vet was the hardest to break down but I have now won! I remind everyone daily that I will not go away. They can not move without me knowing about it.
I have now settled in and found my place as the Hospital Inspector, keeping a close eye on the nurses and making sure they never run out of jobs. I ensure all the equipment like the steriliser is working well (from the inside). Nothing gets past me....not without a smooch!