The Vet Lounge Currumbin, QLD
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Job titleDoorman and lunch taste-tester
My day-to-day task listI greet everyone with a big "meeow" and rip up important paperwork on reception. I also help typing files and changing clients names to "367238" and (;'frd?". Occasionally I will also be required to sit on the banking or client handouts during discharge times, which I believe is vitally important to customer relations and getting pats.
My favourite thingsCat grass and tuna. Or anything the girls are eating. I also get to go for a daily walk to eat more grass outside!
My naughtiest habitVomiting the cat grass all through the clinic and covertly spitting out my Felimazole tablet. I also verbally abuse dogs, since they are rather vile and stupid!
What do my clients think of me?My clients think I am a handsome devil and cannot keep their hands off me! Hello....look at me. Not bad for an old fellow ;)
Other things you should know about me
I originally came to The Vet Lounge as a regular boarding client, as my mother would regularly visit hospital for medical treatments. After a while, I made friends with the existing clinic kitten Eddie and refused to go home! Initially he used to follow me around and lick my butt which disgusted me! But eventually I saw he had good friendship potential....and the girls offered to give me a permanent home so mum could take care of her health. She still visits regularly to give me a cuddle and can of tuna ;) As you can see, my Felimazole has been keeping my thyroid in check so I can hang around this joint for many years to come. And please do NOT ignore me when I ask for something...I WILL tear up your paperwork or sit on your purse to get your attention!