Maranoa Veterinary Surgery, QLD
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Job titleVermin control officer
My day-to-day task listProtect surgery's food stores from mice at all costs! Jump on vet's lap immediately, every time they sit down, secretly test the liver treats for palatibility
My favourite thingsDrinking from the tap, sleeping wherever I can be most in the way of the vets, chasing mice
My naughtiest habitI swat at the vets from my hiding place on the dog food shelf as they walk past to go to consults. Somebody has to keep them on their toes!
What do my clients think of me?My clients? oh, you must mean my servants! they adore me, why wouldn't they!
Other things you should know about me
From an early age I was destined to be a killer. I was rescued from a shelter and my rescuers immediately put me to work at the vet surgery, reducing the mice population in the feed store room. Ah, how those humans underestimated my natural abilities! Within a few days I had decimated the mouse population to the point where I was almost out of a job! Since then I have been living a life of luxury, however I still make sure I catch a mouse every now and then, just to prove my worth!