Please I need a name

Job title

Food Critic

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My day-to-day task list

Pretending to be runty and sick to stay inside during winter while my siblings are in the cold

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My favourite things

Food and warmth

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My naughtiest habit

Acting like I never have been fed after eating 5 times my body weight

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What do my clients think of me?

They think I am the cutest little chihuahua puppy even though I am a kelpie

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Other things you should know about me

I am a working kelpie in disguise waiting for summer warmth.