Robbo 14 years
DSH, Dark Tabby
Greencross Armidale, NSW

Tripod Troubles

Job title

Singing Homie

My day-to-day task list

Incessantly meowing (warming up my vocal chords) until my breakfast arrives. Scraping all treat boxes off the counters in the hope I can have a second breakfast (occasionally successful). Morning nap in the sun between first and second breakfasts. Various meet and greets (singing the song of my people). Some outside time in my hi-vis jacket if someone accidentally lets me out (sniffing tyres of cars, rubbing bumpers, I love the smell of rubber, or maybe I'm looking for my lost leg; last time I saw it was when I kissed a moving car). Then my people come find me hanging out in the human pathology waiting room down the street, or the physio - I like to mix it up and keep my crew on side. They carry me to bed and provide me with a barely acceptable dinner (y/d). I can scan the neighbourhood from my bed, and I make sure to use EVERY available litter tray by morning just because cat, and sometimes I like to decorate and pull EVERYTHING off the shelves overnight. Because, cat.

My favourite things

Food (I'm (a controlled) hyperthyroid, I can't help it), endless pats until I drool (but don't stop), brushing for approximately 23.65 seconds, then I'm over it. I also like to occasionally lick and eat the hair of other animals when it's been shaved off and it's on the floor (but don't tell anybody).

My naughtiest habit

Trashing the offices when I'm wandering the clinic on the weekends. I'm locked out now :'(

What do my clients think of me?

They love me of course! People come in JUST to see me, and to give me a treat, and then they go on their way again. Mostly old ladies I'll admit, but they're easier to train.