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Alfaxan (AKA Alf) 4 years

Domestic Short Hair, Black
Ryde Vet Clinic, NSW

Who says I'm cross eyed?

Job title

Lord Nippington of Scavengerhaven Ryde

My clinic duties

Car Park Police - Each day includes a check to see if cars are parked in accordance with clinic policies if not, as I cannot write a ticket I will leave my seal of disapproval all over your windscreen in the form of small muddy footprints, however I also do several daily checks to ensure all are locked & protected.

My favourite things

Food Tester – All staff lunches are tested for freshness & palatability. (this is not an optional test, comply or I may try and test your palatability)

My naughtiest habit

I am constantly causing trouble, if you leave anything food related out I will get into it, in fact it doesn’t necessarily have to be food just sort of resemble it. Greeting dogs I have the confidence of a lion and I may have occasionally have the uncontrollable urge to bite people’s legs or take a swipe at them for no reason. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you? Alf doesn’t live by this rule. In his mind we need to be told to hurry up with dinner.

What makes me an important part of the team?

We have to include him or he gets angry and you don't wanna see Alf angry

Other things you should know about me

Clients? Alf has no clients he serves no one! Everyone and everything on 130 Quarry Rd is Alf’s and he never lets us forget it. Occasionally he tries to expand his boundaries of conquered land but rarely succeeds.
As Clinic Personal Trainer I may check staff are getting the exercise they require & if not give them a push or swipe in the right direction it soon gets them up the back stair faster. I am an ambush predator with the stealth of an elephant… and the intelligence of a goldfish but I suppose things would be quite boring if Alf wasn’t exactly the way he is.
 

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